Auditor
One group of auditors from our regional office headed by a girl straight out of diapers have been asking all sort of funny reports from us. No matter what report we gave her she said it is the wrong report. It got to a point I had to go to our Shah Alam store to retrieve these reports for her. While rumaging through boxes of documents, I asked my boss
” If auditors audit us, who audit them ar? ”
Boss : Good question wo… until I find the answer, keep looking.
Uncategorized | Comment (0)KLSE
Told my mum that the AIG shares plunged from $99.00 to $2.00 in a matter of days because of the subprime loans. My mum replied,
” YA lor, during moon cake festival, the sotong here also naik to RM8.00/kg. The day after it dropped to RM6.00/kg. Lucky I wait nia…”
Me: Kuala Lumpur Sotong Exchange?
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To conclude an important conference call this morning with our Singapore Project team conterparts, I asked is there any other issues to share. There was a pause and one fella said
” This morning still got many people queue at AIG entrance ler…”
Me: Ooook..thanks for your time …
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Mist have cleared and I had cast my lot. Plans were laid and now waiting for execution. I don’t like waiting but darn it, why she had to go on leave on the most important day of the year………
Me : This kinda waiting make me constipated.. and now I have problem uploading pictures again.. I hate this friendster
Uncategorized | Comment (0)Budget
This is my first time doing department budget. I come to appreciate things are I no longer have like a department head. I also found like I had provinsions I never knew I had like overseas travelling.
You think management will allow me to go Hong Kong with the budget ar…
Me: duh..
Trick
Asked my sister to buy me lunch on her way back from wherever. She gave me call and said,
"You got 2 choices, either ….
a. Subway
b. KFC "
Me : This is memang "yum" me one…
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News
"Sometimes good news can made you sad."
Me
: *sigh
Afraid
People always tease my boss ‘takut bini’ means scared of wife. My boss said,
"Not I scare of my wife. It’s my wife not scared of me."
Me : . . .
HOME
"Home Sweet Home"
Just can’t adopt to the new format…
Me :
dream
"What is the price of a change….?"
Me: Sometimes it’s every damn thing you have….
